Everybody Wants To Rule The World
August 16, 2006
Welcome to your life
There’s no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you
Acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on Mother Nature
Everybody wants to rule the world
Jim Carrey in The Lifeguard
August 3, 2006
The Great Jim Carrey
August 3, 2006
The Ten Most Annoying Alarm Clocks
August 1, 2006
#10 – Climbing clock.

It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don’t wake up fast enough, and you won’t be able to shut it up without a ladder.
# 9 Wake Up Puzzle.

You have to build the puzzle to make it stop.
# 8 Wake or Curse.

You can ask it what the time is and it will answer. But if you don’t wake up quickly enough it will curse you.
# 7 High Tech.

This one has a vibrator, an alarm with 95 decibels and police-style rotating light that you cannot ignore.
# 6 Find The Pin.

You need find the right pin to stop its ringing. Not going to stay sleepy after this mission.
# 5 Chicken and Egg Problem.

The egg-laying alarm clock. It will only quiet down after you put all the eggs back.
# 4 GI Joe.

You will wake to the sound of your commander’s wakeup call. Don’t mess with it.
# 3 Floating Around.

Will float around the room until you catch it.
# 2 Kaboom.

This acoustic grenade will wake the neighborhood with its ultra loud sound level.
# 1 Hide and Seek

The winner is the hide and seek alarm clock. Once it begins to ring it falls down to the floor and finds a random place to hide. Chase it down or else you’re doomed.